This bloom has grown for over a month.
My gosh! This flower is so anti-American. I am so anxious to see it all done and to think it's already been a month!
Anti-American... hmm? Because it's slow, phallic, singular and hairy? Well, I don't know if it's anti-American to be hairy...
Hmnnn. Hairy seems OK. But the American in me just wants the damn thing to open already!!!! It's like being a kid who knows Christmas is coming but it just won't frickin hurry up and get here.
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My gosh! This flower is so anti-American. I am so anxious to see it all done and to think it's already been a month!
Anti-American... hmm? Because it's slow, phallic, singular and hairy? Well, I don't know if it's anti-American to be hairy...
Hmnnn. Hairy seems OK. But the American in me just wants the damn thing to open already!!!! It's like being a kid who knows Christmas is coming but it just won't frickin hurry up and get here.
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