11 October 2007

I need a roller girl name

Please help me brainstorm a roller girl name. The first bout is a mere nine days away and I need a name to put on my costume.

14 comments:

Steve Bentley said...

Dude! You're skating?!

Anyway, here are some ideas, in no particular order:

Annabel Lecter
Femme Fatality
Helen Highwater (or Helen Earth, Helen Wheelz, Helen Back, etc.)
Sugar 'n' Spikes
Axel Rose
Miranda Rites
Filthy Lucretia
Ms. Anthrope (sadly, "MsChif" is already taken by an indie pro wrestler... but at least she's a good one!)

I can't promise that none of these are in use, so look 'em up first, 'cause I'm pretty sure plagiarism is grounds for body-checking.

Hugo Minor said...

Laurie Lightning
Tyra N Saurus
Honey Smacks
Go Go Grrl
Patty Patinar
Rita Rueda

Laurie said...

YES! these are great.

And sorry if I caused any confusion. I am a terrible skater and afraid of roller girls crushing my skull in. I will not be skating. I just need a costume.

Steve: there's already a Hannabelle Lecter in this league. I really like the Helen variations and Miranda Rites.

Hugo: Tura N Saurus! rrrrrrrarrrr

What do you think about Burn Rubher?

Hugo Minor said...

HAHA! That's a great one.

Sanguinetti A! said...

Hugo also suggested "She-lock Holmes" because you discovered he had a facebook account.

Hugo Minor said...

!!!

Laurie said...

I think these are my top picks:

Helen Wheelz
Miranda Rites
Tyra N Saurus
Burn Rubher
She Lock Homes

Can you help me decide?

martha said...

Helen Wheelz
Miranda Rites
Tyra N Saurus
Burn Rubher
She Lock Homes

they are all good. but i really think, due to your personal affinity for all things dinosaur... you have to go with tyra n saurus. but i would happy cheer for any of them :-)

Hugo Minor said...

yeah*yeah! I vote for Tyra N Saurus too!

Hugo Minor said...

Do I get a prize if you select that name???

Laurie said...

Tyra N Saurus it is!

Thank you Hugo. You should get a prize.

Hugo Minor said...

UT power - activate!

Nancy said...

Tyra N Saurus rocks. So does Miranda Rites! Actually, steve bentley is some kind of genius. I love that whole list. I also like hugo's Patty Patinar.

The Tyra N Saurus is also a little homage to my favorite host of my favorite trashy reality show. Laurie, you are still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top RollerGirl Cheerleader.

Tyra N Saurus said...

ooooooohhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy screeeeeeeeeech! Thank you Ms. Tyra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!